Fluent Thoughts

It’s after the second cup that I be able to function and when it’s the third I begin to sway to a semi real world. I start wondering while they are talking, taking half of my attention to other things still managing to listen to what they say

Him: “If you can see over here, you’ll find that this expense has nothing to do with this month’s revenue; it should …… Blah blah blah”

Me: listening, yet thinking of why in god would he always wear brown based ties, can’t he see that his eyes has a gray shade in them and that if he wore gray, baby blue or even green ties it would enhance the colour of his eyes beautifully.

Him: “You should tell him to give you the estimated budget for …… blah blah blah”

Me: still listening, yet thinking with a big face as his, he should consider keeping some hair to reduce the size of his cheeks. Very big, very very big … Some one should tell him.

Him: “blah blah blah”

Me: No more listening and only thinking of how hideous his nails are; Please someone tell him to go have a manicure, he really needs it

Him: “So what ever you’re saying to him, remember ….. blah blah”

Me: Saying to him? He has problems indeed, but you? Oh god you need too much work!

Munchkin

The new member of our family, my nephew, he is already five months old and has all the symptoms of cuteness. He is an adorable smiley little kid that already has his own personality, such as not sleeping without his stuffed toy which is a donkey wearing a gazelle costume.

Morning Coffee

فقدتك يا أعز الناس.. فقدت الحب و الطيبه.. أنا من لي في هالدنيا.. سواك.. و إن طالت الغيبه

Shopping

I went shopping twice during this month once to assist ra-1 in buying white shoes, the second was to buy Eid gifts for my family and ra-1 was my assistant this time. And those two times were enough to discover what a clumsy driver I have.

Disgusting

Listening to Gay guys talking about makeup.

A Lesbian hitting on a NORMAL female human being.

A prayer

Dear Allah, In order to start it you must have an ending already sited in mind. Please Allah make the ending peaceful and honorable. Amen

Ramadam

ينعاد علينا و عليكم بالخير

Eid

You already know how much I love it

عيدكم مبارك

I had a strange dream last night; it was in another place that I’m planning to takeover in real, anyway, in this dream I was making me coffee using a coffee press and a Davidoff filter coffee, and I was really enjoying the fact that it’s a morning coffee and not an after iftar coffee.

The strange thing about it is that I don’t have a coffee press (how come?!) and I have never tried a Davidoff coffee before! I wonder, where such dreams come from?

Ramadan is a gift from God, so accept it with pleasure.

مبارك عليكم الشهر

This is the  third time I send my coffee back to him to do it properly and still it’s Yukh. I thought of going and doing it my self but I don’t feel like it.

I want coffee