Fluent Thoughts

Munchkin

The new member of our family, my nephew, he is already five months old and has all the symptoms of cuteness. He is an adorable smiley little kid that already has his own personality, such as not sleeping without his stuffed toy which is a donkey wearing a gazelle costume.

Morning Coffee

فقدتك يا أعز الناس.. فقدت الحب و الطيبه.. أنا من لي في هالدنيا.. سواك.. و إن طالت الغيبه

Shopping

I went shopping twice during this month once to assist ra-1 in buying white shoes, the second was to buy Eid gifts for my family and ra-1 was my assistant this time. And those two times were enough to discover what a clumsy driver I have.

Disgusting

Listening to Gay guys talking about makeup.

A Lesbian hitting on a NORMAL female human being.

A prayer

Dear Allah, In order to start it you must have an ending already sited in mind. Please Allah make the ending peaceful and honorable. Amen

Ramadam

ينعاد علينا و عليكم بالخير

Eid

You already know how much I love it

عيدكم مبارك

I had a strange dream last night; it was in another place that I’m planning to takeover in real, anyway, in this dream I was making me coffee using a coffee press and a Davidoff filter coffee, and I was really enjoying the fact that it’s a morning coffee and not an after iftar coffee.

The strange thing about it is that I don’t have a coffee press (how come?!) and I have never tried a Davidoff coffee before! I wonder, where such dreams come from?

After تراويح prayers she was planning to go, but instead she went after إفطار wanting to get through it sooner.

There, the place that they used to call ours is where she went to take all of her belongings. Her clothes, her shoes, her perfumes, her jewelry, her photos and she would see other things that are their’s and not only hers; she left them.

“I wanted to leave the memories there, the good ones and the bad ones”

“There were photos of us together, I threw them”

“I loved this place; can I take it and put it in our front yard?”

“Remember the perfumes mum got me from Abu Dhabi; I would leave my jewelry yet not leave them”

She then looked at her baby and said “Believe me, it’s for your own good”

This Ramadan Boodi (My 8 Y/O brother) should fast till sunset on weekends and until he’s back from school on school days.

Day 1 (school day)

Boodi is back from school

Mum: “Hi dear so you’re fasting today”
Boodi: “No I had to drink water after the PE class, because my teacher forced me to run around the play ground three times”
Mum: “And why would she do that?”
Boodi: “Because I went to drink water without asking her first”
Mum : !!!

Day 2 (weekend)

Boodi is watching TV with my sis, where an advertisement of food was showing

Boodi: “ما يجووووووووووووز”
Siso: “why ما يجوز”
Boodi: “Because my father doesn’t allow me to say حرام”
Siso: “Okay and what is it that ما يجوز”
Boodi: “Showing food on TV while we are fasting”

And then he starts talking about food and without noticing he takes the mixed nuts bowl from the table and starts munching!

Day 3 (weekend)

Boodi fasts the whole day and when it’s time for تراويح prayers my father asked him to join them.

Boodi: “How much ركعات”
Loosh: “11 ركعات”
Boodi:”Oh that’s too much I’m not going”
Dad: “Yes you are! Go wear a Dishdahsa”
Boodi: “Why can’t I go wearing this?”
he was wearing a pear a short jeans and a sleeveless shirt
Dad: “It isn’t appropriate”

Boodi went and wore a Dishdasha but what caught my attention while they were heading out were his Crocs! They look hideous with a Dishdasha!

Ramadan is a gift from God, so accept it with pleasure.

مبارك عليكم الشهر